You might be a redneck if...
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
You might be a redneck if 01?
hahaha nice one thanks lol
Reply:IF YOU WERE A TRUE REDNECK, YOUR BOAT WOULD LEAVE THE DRIVEWAY
EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!
Reply:Thanks I like those.
Reply:Nice 1
Reply:It's funny when we make jokes about ourselves,
when YOU do it, it's insulting.
I can tell your not because the only ones remotely humorous are Jeff Foxworthy's you copied
ps-(to show my redneck!) it wasnt a "Civil War", it was the War for Southern Independence!
Reply:Good ones lol Thank you Loved them
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