Sunday, January 22, 2012

You might be a redneck if 01?

You might be a redneck if...





More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.





You think the stock market has a fence around it.





You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.





You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.





Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.





Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.





Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.





You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.





You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.





Your home has more miles on it than your car.

You might be a redneck if 01?
hahaha nice one thanks lol
Reply:IF YOU WERE A TRUE REDNECK, YOUR BOAT WOULD LEAVE THE DRIVEWAY


EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!
Reply:Thanks I like those.
Reply:Nice 1
Reply:It's funny when we make jokes about ourselves,


when YOU do it, it's insulting.


I can tell your not because the only ones remotely humorous are Jeff Foxworthy's you copied





ps-(to show my redneck!) it wasnt a "Civil War", it was the War for Southern Independence!
Reply:Good ones lol Thank you Loved them


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