Sunday, January 22, 2012

Redneck jokes, we all love em?

You might be a redneck if...





More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.





You think the stock market has a fence around it.





You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.





You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.





Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.





Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.





Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.





You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.





You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.





Your home has more miles on it than your car.

Redneck jokes, we all love em?
LOL thanks for sharing : - )
Reply:LOL. Yep. LOL. LOL.





Have a great day!
Reply:Gotta say I never appreciated these jokes very much. I grew up being called a red neck farmer. We lived in a split level ranch home with a covered patio.
Reply:..An episode of Walker, Texas Ranger has changed your life.
Reply:lol. Good ones!
Reply:You roll outa bed and don't stop until you get to the kitchen.


Your house sits on top of concrete bricks, hubcaps and whatever else you can find to level it out.


You have 4 or more cars sitting in your back yard but your not throwing a party.


You buy a goat for a lawn mower.


Your sister's son is named after you with a Jr. tacted on at the end.
Reply:Yeah these are pretty good. but almost kinda old.
Reply:You might be a redneck if you smell like your sisters butt.


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