Valentines, Redneck Style?

Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue


And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.





Yore hair is like cornsilk, a-flapping in the breeze.


Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.





You move like the bass, which excite me in May.


You ain't got no scales, but I luv you anyway.





You're as graceful as okry, jist a-dancin' in the pan.


Yo're as fragrant as SunDrop right out of the can.





You have all yore teeth, for which I am proud;


I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.





On special occasions, when you shave yore armpits,


Well, I'm in hawg heaven, I'm plumb outta my wits.





And speakin' of wits, you've got plenty fer shore.


'Cuz you married me back in '74.





Still them fellers at work they all want to know,


What I did to deserve such a purty, young doe.





Like a good roll of duct tape, yo're there fer yore man,


To patch up life's troubles and stick 'em in the can

Valentines, Redneck Style?
*Choking up and wiping the tear from my eyes* That's be-u-tee-ful....=0)
Reply:haha good one


i notice you got a redneck up there asking were is the question.guess he is offended hahahahaha
Reply:hair so perty, eyes like a frog, bend over baby and I'll ride you like a dog.
Reply:Now that I got you on the boat


Bet you a dollar you can't float


Back to my friends I gloat
Reply:it was a long one but really really good
Reply:Kudos to this! what a brilliant piece of work!
Reply:love it! and to the person that asked where the question is this is a joke so there are NO QUESTIONS!!!!
Reply:And that, my friends, is why you can't marry your first cousin.
Reply:how sweet! thats a real nice thang to say
Reply:O-kay.
Reply:were's the ******* question?!
Reply:clever clever!
Reply:LMFAO do ya got redneck halloween cards?





http://www.willyblues.com/
Reply:lol nice!