What do you think of this joke?

You might be a redneck if...



More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.



You think the stock market has a fence around it.



You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.



You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.



Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.



Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.



Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.



You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.



You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.



Your home has more miles on it than your car

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also you might be a redneck if you've ever used toilet seats as horseshoes.
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